| 00:00 - 00:02 | Paula Jacklin, ugyl cunt face Selecta |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Selecta |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Selecta cunt |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Bo cunt |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | What do you think of Scott Mitchell |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Web toes, six fingers, |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | Beastiality, incest |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | He played at Lakeshite today |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Ahh the fucking pub darts, proper shit |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | For, chavs, dole scum, shit cunts, fat spacker cunt Oche Balboa |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Basically unfunny, like glans cancer |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | puddle of anal seepage |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I'd rather drink a pint of bag ladies period |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Or feltch my mum after dad has done her up the balloon knot |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | The fat farmer lost |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Mitchell is out |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | You're shitting me |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | true, got done 4-2. he's out |
