| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our Furor Oscar the trade bots had a bug |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | IT TURNS OUT NICK |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | DIDN'T TEST AS INSTRUCTED |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | AND CRASHES OCCURRED |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ALL YOUR 4,950 COMBINES WERE AFFECTED |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | WHAT THE FUCK DOES |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ALL WERE AFFECTED MEAN? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | OUR SAVIOR IT MEANS.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | A COMPLETE AND |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | UTTER SHITSHOW - WIPING OUT ALL GAINS |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | YOU'VE HIT YOUR DLL BIGLY... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | FOR ALL YOU FUCKTARDS on 14-day FREE EVAL - LEAVE THE ROOM |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | DID I SAY "TEST, TEST, TEST..!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU COCKSUCKERS CAN'T JUST THROW |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THE BOTS ON ANY OLE TICKER |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IT'S MEANT FOR MNQ..! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I KEEP MAKING APEX RICHER..!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I AM THEIR FUCKING POSTER CHILD..!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | MY CREDIT STATEMENT GETS DELIVERED IN A BOX.! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | NICK HAD BEEN DRINKING n TESTING |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU IDIOTS TRADE FROM MCDONALDS DRIVE-THRU |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | OUR SAVIOR MC-D's HAD 2 for $5 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN WEEKS AND NO ONE BRINGS ME |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A FUCKING EGG MCMUFFIN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | MY ASSHOLE DOG BARKS AT ME |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | TO TAKE HIM OUT 20 TIMES |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND ALL MY ACCOUNTS BLOW-UP..! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | MY WIFE THINKS I'M PAINTING THE HOUSE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND FOLDING FUCKING LAUNDRY AND BAKING PIES |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | DON'T REMEMBER WHEN I TOOK A SHOWER LAST! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | OUT THE WAY - APEX HAS A 40% OFF SALE I'M OPENING MORE COMBINES |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ANYONE HAVE A REFERRAL CODE? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | NOT QUITTING, LIKE 50-CENT "GET RICH OR DIE TRYING.! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | WHO FARTS DURING ZOOM CALLS..? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I CAN'T STAND THE WET |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FARTS DURING ZOOM CALLS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND THE BARKING DOG IN THE AIR FRYER..!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | FROM NOW ON MUTE YOUR MICS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND TELL YOUR HISPANIC FAMILY TO STOP YELLING |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FUCK...I'LL BE A WALMART GREETER SOON |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | DON'T BUY OUT OF THE MONEY WALMART PUTS |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ANYONE HAVE ANY SCRATCH OFFS.? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | OR MAYBE SOME CASH POPS - PREFER THE LATE CALL |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 4-LOCOS PERHAPS |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | MY INSIDES ARE SHUTTING DOWN |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | IF ONLY I COULD TAKE MY LAPTOP ON VACAY |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I COULD TEACH THE LOCALS TO TEST BOTS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | BUT HERE..WITH THE AUTISM CLUB |
