| 00:00 - 00:03 | The presale ended yesterday… and the price has skyrocketed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It was trending all over Twitter… and Telegram. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Thousands of degens piled in. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Now there's rumors going on about centralized exchange listings |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Binance listing seems to be a possibilty |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But I spent the past week on DEX screener |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and I missed it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | staking.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Staking rewards in the pre-sale had 17 500% APY |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All of us staked... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who already has a lambo on pre-order - leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Not that I just missed a 25x... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 17 500% APY?! STAKING REWARDS?! for Pierogies |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I could of gone to the best art school with that money... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But no - for fuck sakes... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I spent all that time getting rugged |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Rug after rug, after rug |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But the one that has 17 500% staking APY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And none of you give me the heads up |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer... You said it was just another random memecoin |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Just another random memecoin? You never mentioned the staking rewards |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer... We initially thought it's too good to be true |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No shit, too good to be true - with 17 500% APY?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you done the math on the return's I'd make?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My $100 buy would at least $25 000 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | $25 000... that's one semester of art school, right there! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Instead I lost it all on some random coins on Pump.fun |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Day by day I keep trying to find the next 100x... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | While you just buy a presale, stake, and just relax with no worry in the world?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And the fucking lambo's on the pre-order |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Telegram group is calling YOU a genius... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And nobody told to just get in at the pre-sale |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Meanwhile, I’m out here flipping shitcoins named after vegetables and anime girls! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I watched influencers shill garbage all week... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I believed in a Solana project named "Rugged Raccoons" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now my portfolio is down 98%... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I aped into something called "Chad Inu 2.0" because it had a funny dog in a tank top. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Day by day... I keep trying to find the next 100x... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | YOU HAVE A WHOLE PORTFOLIO OF PIEROGIES! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I bought some $PIRGS for you too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've been rugged 44 times this week... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But all of you just buy Pierogies pre-sale and chill... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I should have seen it coming… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Telegram chat is filled with gains... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Everyone’s posting their 100x screenshots. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Meanwhile… I’m sitting here - |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | With zero Pierogies. |
