| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to the SLT meeting your late were you on a teams call |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We need to head down the backstairs here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And then take a right |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Phantom shitter has struck |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We need to act fast locker room |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What the hell happened |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Turkey teeth has reported it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Corner office man im afraid |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | somebody took a shit |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Right between the urinals |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And even left under skiddy toilet paper on floor |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave if you not an SLT member |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck took a shit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have animals working here |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My dog at home wouldn't do that |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Shitting everywhere the cunts |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Was it you Monica |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fucking nappies we will get the cunts |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Its was the new supervisors shift |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Them cunts would shit going up the back stairs reporting |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | it could of been the warehouse |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then cunts are too lazy to take a shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I have to disagree they would shit on a pallet going out |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Them cunts cant even send out a pallet as it keeps coming back |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It was some cunt in the Lab |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Them cunt have more time on there hand |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Than anybody else shit here, shit there, shit everywhere |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Its them all right i know it is |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They can fucken analyse it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | With there beakers and there PH strips |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They can PH the pile of shit on the floor the cunts |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The toilet was 3 feet away and they used the floor |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They could of used the lab coats |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to wipe the arse the fucks |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but NO just shit all over the floor |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I want a sample from |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Each of the Lab its defo them |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There was peas and carrots in the shit and peanuts |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Get a sample send if off to Eurofins |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Put them cunts back on nights shift |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They can wash there holes with a hose |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sure it wasn't you Monica |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We will get the day operator to clean it up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It would be too much for him |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Useless cunt |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He wont even crush drums |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And even thinks he has a stepback |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Next is the "Auf Wiedersehen" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bastards |
