| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're getting ready for the Icotrokinra Launch Meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Scheduled for next February |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Taking place in Berlin, NJ |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We'll invite Ben Kuiken so he can name drop all the celebrities he's met... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...thanks to his CEO childhood friend |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very well. That will give me a chance to connect... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...with Leslie on our OPEX plans |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Leslie... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Leslie Schorr is retiring from J&J |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Her last day is Jan 31 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not on Meredith's Leadership Team, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who does she think she is? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | She finally gets a pipeline of assets and abandons it? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and for what? Family time?!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | She has one Grandkid. One! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How much time can you possibly spend with a baby? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He spends most of his day sleeping in the Snoo anyway! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Back in my day, babies slept in a dresser drawer! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir you can't do that anymore |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't tell me how to parent - that's Robyn's job not yours! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the Snoo soothes the baby - like being in the womb |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Enough about the F--king Snoo! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And also... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Did you know she took 3 months off to rehab a knee |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | no one types with their legs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Is it that hard to read and respond to emails? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I expect that from Jayen but not her! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She was probably too busy microdosing to worry about work anymore! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Stop taking advice from Aaron Rodgers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He hasn't won anything in 15 years - find a new role model! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe this is my fault |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe I could have joined her for lunch in the Cafeteria more often |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Made her feel more "valued" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But I won't eat lunch at 11:30 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's still breakfast for God's sake - eat lunch at a normal time! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm still in shock over this...but I'm not suprised |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I knew this was coming |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But we just paid $15B to buy a company... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...just to bring Greg Kulessa back. All for her! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Lauren - Greg never liked her anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I feel bad for Donna |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | She has to inherit this Immunology shitshow |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Good luck with those clowns |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The one thing we can be thankful for... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | No one has to hear Leslie say "Don't call me Grandma" anymore |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm happy for that at least |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go Army beat Navy |
