| 00:00 - 00:05 | Our CEO shouted: “People, break time… get outside”! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And hurry because time is money! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | what a bastard! We are not slaves. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I want to eat and I also have my cigarettes in my pockets, ready to smoke. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Just 1 minute outside,,, He calls us back in!!??! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 1 minute |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 1 minute!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We only get a 1 minute break from that lunatic |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 1 minute |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | As soon as we are outside we can go straight back inside |
| 00:47 - 00:51 | The CEO is already calling us back with a stick in his hand |
| 00:51 - 00:55 | Some co-workers aren't even outside yet |
| 00:58 - 01:01 | Let alone being able to poop |
| 01:01 - 01:03 | Take off your pants... you have to work again! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | You can completely forget about wiping your bottom! |
| 01:06 - 01:09 | quickly stuff some toilet paper in your butt and run back |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | 1 minute |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I see people running with their pants around their knees |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And that CEO is screaming and threatening |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | New colleagues don't know what to expect on their first day! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | They run back and forth, completely confused |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Didnt even sit or eat! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Anyway, ridiculous.. I'm done with this! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I told our CEO that I demand longer breaks. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Otherwise I'll shit on his desk |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I promise you more than a minute |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Tomorrow in our break |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | This lunatic |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Make sure he never forgets it, on his desk upstairs in his office! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | 1 minute |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Without... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ...without... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | without wiping my ass, believe me |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | We get so little time that I'll go back to work naked if I have to |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Seriously, if we don't get longer breaks then so be it! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Without wiping your ass? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yes,.. without wiping |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Maybe there's just enough time to shove a wad of paper up my ass |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | No jokes... then he will listen |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | No really, this has to change I want longer breaks |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Are you looking for donations? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes everyone can donate whatever they want.. I promise you... I will buy him out. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | That crazy CEO just needs to go away, so yes, I need donations. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | We'll see how much I raise |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Can you also donate something? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Or do you want me to make a "donation" on this table? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Trust me, you have no idea how much I can donate in 1 minute! |
