PF Tank
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Hitler plays an MMO and has a bad encounter with a party finder tank
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...the tank will press rampart |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to mit the tankbuster. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But if H1 mits them too, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then even if they forget |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | it doesn't matter. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Someone do a callout. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll remember. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein raid leader, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they say... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they say that's too much stuff to remember. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They can't be consistent with it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All these years playing DPS... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought tanks had it HARD! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And they had THINGS TO DO! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They say they have to mit and do a rotation |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And positioning the boss |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | that's something that happens maybe twice |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | in a single fight |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | what's so hard about moving to the same spot |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | every time and pressing your buttons? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Raid leader, paladins have to |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Passage of Arms and sometimes the party is spread |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | and it becomes very diffcult to do |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then don't use it as part of your mit plan |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's only 15% |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 15% every 2 minutes can be planned around |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | or just use it when the party is stacked naturally |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Is that too much to ask for? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "Oh I sometimes press my buttons during downtime" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "and my three mit buttons are too much to remember" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | These are your average PF tanks! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do they think their rotations are complicated? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There's no denying it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I used to be innocent. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "Tanks have it hard!" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hard, indeed. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For years I didn't play tank and didn't realize |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | they have a simplified rotation and only maybe 4 buttons to manage |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why did I ever think |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that playing tank was hard? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even a DotA 2 player could do it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I'm sure he's implying that a LoL player still couldn't. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The PF tanks die, and hold up my prog. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just... all so pointless, isn't it? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I thought I was tough |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | from being rasied in the PF streets |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But now I've played a bit of tank |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I know better. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's cursed knowledge. |