| 00:00 - 00:03 | RCP and DDHQ averages continue to show that you have higher national support than both 2016 & 2020. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You continue to make demographic gains with Blacks and Latinos, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and we are looking comfortable in early voting in Nevada. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All we need is a polling error towards you in the Blue Wall, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and there was an explainer in the NYT today on why Harris isn't able to close the deal. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about The Des Moines Register? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Iowa poll that showed me up 4 points? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. President... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Selzer... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Selzer just released an hour ago. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She now has you down in the state by 3 percent. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room aside from Chris, Susie, Corey, and Stephen. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm going to lose everything! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The fake news is going to call the race before anyone goes to bed! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Older women can't be breaking for her there. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What have you been selling me these 2 months? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You should all have guns trained on your face! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The betting odds said everything was fine. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What fucking changed in the last week? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. President, your rally in New York scared the independents. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What? Even after Biden mocked my fans? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. President, we don't have good polling on the Puerto Rico joke. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You told me we could get away with it! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Damn you! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All that effort to keep the c-word out of the teleprompter |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and now Iowans are betraying me because of this? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because Hinchcliffe dared to say "floating island of garbage"? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If it came out of my mouth they would have done nothing! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Kamala went on SNL, 60 Minutes and Call Her Daddy, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and we can't even speak the way we want to our own voters? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm going to go down as the man who screwed the GOP, not Bush! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | An electoral college landslide... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They're going to try to put me in jail for the rest of my life. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And my Supreme Court won't be able to stop it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Kamala Harris. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll be defeated by a Black woman? That is my fucking legacy! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fuck the media who called for Sleepy Joe to drop out! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He would have never been able to use Dobbs against us. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I had Musk and Bezos begging for mercy. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But Melania and Ivanka won't even campaign beside me? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'm sure he knows you voted for him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Call Vladimir for me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell him that I tried my best. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get me my jet. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And send a message to Vance. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The crazy cat ladies have won. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The cats... |
