| 00:00 - 00:03 | Last week started with a dirt COTD |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | followed by speedtech |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then mixed, then dirt again. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The next day some mediocre map sponsored by a clothing brand |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | then grass fullspeed and dirt again. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | If there was no ice |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | my map must be next. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | your map... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Nadeo reviewed your map yesterday |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | "Too easy to slide out" |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't play ice, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is this a fucking joke?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They said "too easy to slide out"??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Does Nadeo play the game with a disconnected keyboard and monitor?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How can someone be this skillchecked. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even a dog could ice slide! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But a Nadeo employee can't tap S S! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If I was working in place of those total noobs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'd choose ice trial just to prove a point! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, most people don't play ice and... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is it my problem that they are bad?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, COTD is for everyone. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My mapping won't be held back by some damn Vibers! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just get good! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They buy the subscription |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and then don't want to play the game |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | because the map is not a simple sidescroller?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then they will glaze Micka in youtube comments |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but won't bother getting even one wheel onto ice in-game! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fucking Unlimited LOL players! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I want to bugslide every one of them off a cliff, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe not all is lost. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can put nogrip everywhere, cover the whole map. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Turn any player into an ice god. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Nogrip... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Is it even ice when your gearbox begs you to end its suffering on the spot. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'd rather eat broken glass than play nogrip ice! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or even play wet icy wood. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Clearly that is the ice that Nadeo wants! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Some brainrotted bastard of ice! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, it's okay to like nogrip. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Getting into mapping was a mistake. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | People... they keep telling me that my maps are trash. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe it's true. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick is to disregard. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will show all the haters in the world what the mapping prodigy can make |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | when he uses 100% of his brain. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Open the editor. |
