| 00:00 - 00:03 | The game is over, we are now 1-3 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Murry scored single digits |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Singletary scored less than 5 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Brown is still on IR |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Globo Gym still has Pecheco |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine, we traded |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for JT. Our run game is strong |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commissioner... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jonathan Taylor... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jonathan Taylor left sunday's game. He didn't return |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say it's a high ankle sprain |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except for the Offensive Coordinator, Defensive Coordinator, and the Waterboy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean high ankle sprain?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | JT was the only good thing we had left!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who are we going to put in for him, D'Onta Foreman?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He's even more useless than T.J. Edwards! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "Top IDP Pick" my ass! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You can pick up better players on the waiver wire! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not that we could get anyone |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | because we spent all of our FABB in week 2! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Commissioner we got board wiped and had to be bold |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 21 million on Alec Pierce?! That prick is costing me $50! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commissioner, its only week 4! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You know damn well we aren't winning a ring this year! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We know all too well when its over! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 13 years of this bullshit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | only 2 super bowl appearances |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and 2 Super bowl losses! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've been to the playoffs 8 times and somehow lost all of them |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How the hell is that even possible to not have one win?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Who's dick do you need to suck to get a ring? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should just take the players i want from the other teams. Fuck it, I'll just go full Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It wasn't supposed to be like this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I created the FWB Rough Riders!!! Me! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How can my own creation cause me so much pain? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ryan, Dane, and Matt have two rings |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even Tom's bitch ass has a ring! He has the worst win ratio in the league! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What outlandish absurdity will happen next. Steven gets a ring?!? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll burn this league to the ground |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Before Steven wins the Super Bowl with Carr! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But it seems more likely than winning with Aiyuk! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Its like this every year. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I'm just not meant to win... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe what they say is right. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This season is lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All we can do is hope we don't lose |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Steven looked real fucked up after that egging. I would bruise like a bannana |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck it, id rather take the dress again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | There's always next year... |
