| 00:00 - 00:03 | Captain. We’ve just received |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | An email from CC. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everybody goes to India |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All the 320 fleet will be redeployed there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | No one will go ever to Berlin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You mean |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All the 320 and 321? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes Captain |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Only the…. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Only the 737 Max |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Will stay here… |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the people that asked not to go to India leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Years and years of training! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I just finished my upgrade! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am not a Tuk-Tuk driver |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And I hate cows… |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don’t speak Hindi! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And I am afraid of the Monsoon |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don’t know to handle the MELs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My FOs are crap! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Captain, apparently all MELs have been fixed |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I said I am afraid of MELs! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And in India you’ll have only the best FOs… |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How can I be sure of that? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am not an LTC! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Yes, yes apparently… |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | the hotels are nice |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And the cabin crews are lovely |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But how can I enjoy it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | constantly seated on the toilet? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Years of hard work for this! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I even flew the A380! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I hope I will get extra pay at least |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I deserve it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I love money |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I want to have shitloads of cash! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And a new Mercedes! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No… even better: a Porsche |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I’ve always loved Porsche |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Way better than the American cars |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or these shitty Ferraris! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry… He’ll let you drive it… |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So… I guess the only thing that’s left is to get my visa? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or transition to 737 Max? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least they are brand new with no MELs… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | How can I do that to Airbus? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I only have Airbus shares in my portfolio |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I’m doomed |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I miss my ATR… |
