| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have queued emu warrior. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He has forced us to play hideout. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He is the only person who favorites this fucking map. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We expect that he will attempt to wall the sides |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and make elite skirms in imp. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No matter, our superior mobility |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will prevail in castle age |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | erm... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The bird |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We regret to inform you that Emu has already built stone walls. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The walls are 4 layers thick. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any civ that has onagers, redemption, or bombard cannons, please leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could we let this happen?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We are the best castle age civ in the game! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Oh yes, let's just allow the game to go to imp against the fucking Teutons! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I told you we should have banned this map. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But no no, you all told me nobody favorites hideout! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Stone walls are cheating! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They should be banned from the game! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We could have at least attempted to trush him! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we can still onager cut! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How much of a fucking egg are you? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It is faster than destroying the wall. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We are the fucking Huns. We don't get onagers. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That'll make a great headline! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Attilla the Hun, Scourge of God, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | undone by some two legged bird stacking bricks |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | staring over them and saying "limbao". |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have seen this happen before. We will send countless |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | waves of hussar into halbs while he doesn't even fucking move. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We can't even make our own skirms since they lack the last armor. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Siege rams will be flattened before they can make a dent. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We pride ourselves on our mobility |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | everything we do involves fucking horses. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Cav is not great. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck's sake, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Our unique unit is a horse with building damage bonus. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As if it makes sense to need a horse to attack a stationary building. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But let's look on the bright side. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We can at least make his relic victory take longer! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Emu. The player who never fucking collects relics! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Teppy, relics are important! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Closed maps are fucking stupid. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We may as well resign instead of playing on. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | GG |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's time to start favoriting islands. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'd rather play that shit ass map than be walled out again. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will not be tormented by skirmishers anymore. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll see you on AoeZone. |
