| 00:00 - 00:03 | The enemy has started their advance |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The situation is pretty stable |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our guys are doing their best |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are moving with unprecedented speed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And hoping to reach defensive lines soon |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Moving forward, molodtsy! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Soon Lviv will be ours too! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Vladimir Vladimirovich... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our guys... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our guys are moving backwards |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ukrainians pushed pass Sudzha |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I have only four things to say: What. The. Actual. And Fuck. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Yobaniy ty vrot! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Blyat, are you fucking kidding me? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Listen, you cocksucking, ass-licking, sons of fucking whores and losers! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do I pay you three rubles a month for? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Drunk-ass useless cunts! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Your tactics suck blyat, they are ass ass! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Counter-Strike ass gopnik trash! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I should have rather bought a TV than pay you assholes! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Tsar, it's not our fault the Kadyrovites ran! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They should fight, cyka! As fiercely as they inbreed goats! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But all their lubricant already ran out! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care how many goats they have to raw dog! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They should be there! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I will tell you one thing |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A goat can absolutely be fucked raw |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I have done it myself many times before! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fucking excuses, nobody knows how to be a man anymore! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If a goat needs fucking, you fuck it! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And not fucking run!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nobody was ever this afraid of fucking goats raw, even Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Idi na khuy, truslivyy bolvan |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Losing 400 square km because of goatfuckers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This is an L of astronomical proportions! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Sobaka.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I try my best to genocide Eastern Ukraine and where do they invade, fucking Kursk! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is a bigger loss than when McDonald's departed along with my all my favorites |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even the McFlurry! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Would you fucking believe that? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I miss my Kit Kat and caramel! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, they will lift the sanctions! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Gerasimov lied to me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That pridurok said everything was fucking fine yesterday |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fine as his mother |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A trick, from a clown |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They are going to reach the Kursk NPP, are they not? I feel it, blyat |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Since we have no more lube for those ovtsiyobi |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need to go masturbate to hentai... |
