| 00:00 - 00:03 | Steve, we have some bad newsI |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Torus Rents Team is on the brink of collapse |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are all fucking off to Cobalt |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Nick Cass gone like a fart in the wind |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Widnes Kate off to Siberian Homes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Jan O in the the wind |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jonesy… just surrendered |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Steve… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gerry… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gerry tunneled out and he has sent us a letter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | A very longggg letter |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out apart from Sue, Peter and PG |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fuck Cobalt Housing |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fuck Riverside Housing as well |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Attractive working conditions my arse! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 35 hours a week! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Staff retention policy! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Give them free coffee you said |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And this is the way I am treated |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Gang of cowardly ballbags |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir this is why we are losing staff |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I said strap them to the chairs |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir it is 2024 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do I look as if I give a fuck? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I said Aryan not Aareon |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Let’s get Allpay back |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fucking ungrateful cunts |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They said Aareon did it all |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 2 mandates for the price of 2 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But no, ‘we want Allpay back’ |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And then it doesn’t work |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We would be better with magic beans scattered to the four winds |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least we have Dawson |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | While we have him we still have a chance |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Litherland Lion |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A leader of men |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He took me to my first Everton game |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Of course we lost but at least we booed |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We were happier then |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Warm Carling and cold pies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We knew the team would make us suffer |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok Elaine, Riza will have a plan. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I miss the old LMH days |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We were happier then |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Everything is lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Clubmoor is a distant memory |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can see the Farmers Arms in my dreams, calling us back to happier times |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ‘Go town’ the wools said |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least we still have Dawson |
