| 00:00 - 00:03 | HODs meeting… |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | (First coming in late) |
| 00:05 - 00:09 | Strike “…and that’s where we can do our swim call” |
| 00:12 - 00:14 | Gator “that’s impossible” |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | “We can never get there that fast” |
| 00:17 - 00:17 | . |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | XO “Impossible? How is it impossible?” |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gator “Sir…uh….we’re…” |
| 00:26 - 00:26 | . |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | OPSO “XO we regret to inform you…” |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | “….We’re behind PIM” |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | XO “Everyone out except Gator, OPSO, and RO” |
| 01:13 - 01:17 | “HOW THE FUCK ARE WE ALWAYS BEHIND PIM” |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | “WE’RE ALWAYS FUCKING BEHIND” |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | (XO yelling incoherently) |
| 01:27 - 01:31 | Sheriff “it’s okay Bryan…don’t cry” |
| 01:31 - 01:31 | . |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | XO “RO…DON’T YOU HAVE 2 REACTORS DOWN THERE?” |
| 01:34 - 01:39 | “FIRE UP THE HOT ROCKS AND SHIT ME SOME MORE NEUTRONS!!!” |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | RO “Sir, we can’t go any faster without violating limits” |
| 01:43 - 01:43 | . |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | XO “DON’T FEED ME ANY OF THAT BULLSHIT!!!” |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | RO “It’s all backed up by years of science” |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | XO “LIES!!! ALL OF IT!!!” |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | “LIES!!!” |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | “I just don’t get it…every single time we get underway…” |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | “We are always behind PIM…” |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | “EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!” |
| 02:08 - 02:10 | (Judge enters the room) |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | “I don’t think I’m asking too much…” |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | “For the love of God…all I’m trying to do is get a swim call for the crew” |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | “All I want is for just one time to be ahead of PIM” |
| 02:27 - 02:31 | “Since I got here, Gator has been telling me we’re behind PIM…” |
| 02:31 - 02:34 | “But I’m convinced he’s just screwing with me…” |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | “Ive tried to explain the Great Circle route…” |
| 02:41 - 02:47 | “…the RAS won’t take as long as First and SUPPO says” |
| 02:47 - 02:47 | . |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | “But no ever listens to me” |
| 02:55 - 02:56 | “Fine…” |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | “if we can’t ever get caught up to PIM…” |
| 02:59 - 03:02 | “Then we’re going to do GQ every day” |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | Sheriff “At least he’s not yelling at you about the FITREPs this time” |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | “I love the Captain…” |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | “But he won’t let me fire you…” |
| 03:23 - 03:27 | “So I’ve called all of your detailers…” |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | “You’re getting orders to Diego Garcia” |
| 03:40 - 03:43 | ”And just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse…” |
| 03:43 - 03:49 | “Now I find out all we have left is oatmeal raisin cookies on this ship” |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | “..Fuck My Life” |
