| 00:00 - 00:03 | We spoke to the other DIP team |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | They have four components |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | which are very good |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They also have a Workflow Application |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we could really use something like that |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But with Word and Excel . . . |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | . . . we can fix this right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | but Martin . . . |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Excel . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Excel and Word are not real IT Applications |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | And we are tired using PRT+SCRN |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leaves but Arthur, Giel, Lex and Monique |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I ONLY WANT EXCEL |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We can use copy-paste in Excel |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Or else we use 1000 robots to do it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That team knows nothing |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What about Word Perfect |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Version 5.1 was really good |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We still have that on a floppy disk |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Those were the glory days of IT |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | It looks like they know what they are doing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We don't need the fancy applications |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's the minimum we need to support the . . . |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up, you have no idea |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Robots we need! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They think they know what they do |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Because they talk to the Business |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And listen to the Customers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I know what the Business wants |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They only want the Paperclip and nothing else |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is that so difficult to understand |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They with their business process management tools |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And I really don't want to talk English anymore |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It hurts . . here . . when I speak English |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want to speak Dutch |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And also |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | From now on, every word should have at least one diacritic |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And we will use Comic Sans as default font |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Internet Explorer . . . |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | . . . is the standard browser |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | . . . the standard browser, you hear! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry . . . it's just like 10 years ago |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have said how I want it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't care if we can't handle those offers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's only Customers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We go with Excel |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And Plexus will bring us everything we want in the future |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Although it will never be ready before 2036 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Sieg Heil Paperclip !!! |
