| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we destroy Torino, 11-2 eh, through to next round |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | round of applause, we head home |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | they say it wont happen again, a one off |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | there wont be another game like this ever again, never |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | but then Arsenal in the Champions League |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 8-4 |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 8-4 |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | he plays four at the back in the Champions League |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 8-4 |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | we go to the Emirates and totally outplay them, pass them off the park, scoring for fun |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | at 4-0 i look over at him, sitting there |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Darren is looking clueless in the dugout crying |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | hes crying |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | i offer him a babywipe |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | full tears coming from him |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | im sniggering so bad |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | im trying to |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | not laugh but its so hard |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | the great Premier League |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | where the managers claim we couldnt cut it and this is the quality of the teams |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Torino Arsenal |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | can you beleive it happened again, 8-4 |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Seriously though the Premier League |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | its meant to be a great league |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | filled with great managers |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and we hump Arsenal |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 8-4 |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | can you believe it |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | The Champions League, best of the best and then Arsenal |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Torino |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | i cant breathe, they... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | are no better |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and it happened again |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | we destroy them and the managers crying |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | the great Premier League we are always told about, and this is what they produce, worse than Torino |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | real prestige ? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yes real prestige |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | he wont be bad mouthing us again |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Him and Andy |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | the two of them are like lovers |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | you think andy comforted him ? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | im sure Andy would have gave him a big cuddle and a massage maybe |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | who knows what the two of them get up to |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | ye, pair of pricks |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | but once more 8-4 |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | i had such a great day |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | im sure Andy will stand up for him soon in his media rants |
