00:00 - 00:05 | So a greenname joins aspien, he sees #nsfw. |
00:05 - 00:07 | He's having the urge to fap, |
00:07 - 00:10 | After all, aspien is a nude sharing server |
00:11 - 00:16 | There's so many sexy e-girls and femboys here... |
00:17 - 00:21 | Feeling horny he decides to click on the channel for porn. |
00:21 - 00:24 | What a retard! |
00:29 - 00:31 | And then... |
00:31 - 00:34 | All he sees is people arguing about black men! |
00:38 - 00:40 | So instead, |
00:41 - 00:47 | He scrolls up, |
00:47 - 00:50 | He still has his dick in his hand, |
00:50 - 00:56 | He's doing his best to stay hard. |
00:58 - 00:59 | Until he finds a video |
00:59 - 01:01 | and it's a bait & switch |
01:04 - 01:06 | So he sees a sexy girl |
01:06 - 01:08 | even the music is boppin |
01:13 - 01:14 | and then it cuts to |
01:14 - 01:16 | A Thugborea edit! |
01:16 - 01:20 | It's about black supremacists having gay sex! |
01:21 - 01:27 | His dick is retracting so fucking fast, so he quickly tries to find another video! |
01:35 - 01:36 | All he finds... |
01:36 - 01:39 | Is just autistic spergouts |
01:41 - 01:44 | All they argue about is transgenders and rape. |
01:44 - 01:47 | Stuff a 3.5K+ server shouldn't be discussing. |
01:47 - 01:49 | And the greenname is still stroking... |
01:50 - 01:53 | So he finds- |
01:54 - 01:56 | Lucien's posts, |
01:56 - 01:58 | It's all trans and femboy porn. |
01:58 - 02:02 | He decides to fap to those instead, this nigga is gay as hell LMAO |
02:05 - 02:07 | So he- |
02:10 - 02:11 | He's close to- |
02:11 - 02:13 | He's close to cumming! |
02:15 - 02:17 | About to finish up! |
02:17 - 02:20 | He's going to cum to gay porn! |
02:21 - 02:28 | However he's seen all that Lucien has to offer, and nobody seems to feel like trading nudes |
02:29 - 02:30 | Not even Ryn? |
02:30 - 02:32 | Nobody at all! |
02:36 - 02:39 | The only thing he found whilst scrolling- |
02:40 - 02:42 | Is this video 8=Dysfunction posted... |
02:50 - 02:55 | I think you guys can fill in the rest... |
02:56 - 02:58 | So what happened after? |
02:58 - 03:04 | After being disgusted and blue balled? |
03:04 - 03:09 | He would go and complain about it like every coomer LOL |
03:09 - 03:11 | He'd even ping the mods... |
03:16 - 03:20 | The only mod that replied was Dysfunction. |
03:23 - 03:26 | And he only replied with more thug porn |
03:31 - 03:36 | And then the greenname leaves the server in rage! |