| 00:00 - 00:03 | The speed cameras between the City Centre and North Cardiff have been Vandslised |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | To the South in Grangetown |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cameras are being blocked by vans |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All over Wales people are rebelling and speeding |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Drivers are covering their number plates |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is this all over |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the whole of Wales? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes, Heir Drakeford |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Yes…. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Yes, all over Wales |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It’s a Big F*** Up! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out everyone who thinks I F***ed Up big time |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A Big F*** Up! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They think I F***ed Up Do they? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I’ll F***ing show them who F***ed Up! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You three Tossers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You are the one who advised me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That this Cock Up scheme would work |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And it would be my Final Swan Song |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My final legacy into the History Books |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We only told you what you wanted to hear |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What I want to hear, what I wanted to hear? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Heir Drakeford, we were doing our best |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You best, you F***ing best! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bang goes my Knighthood |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and I can kiss my |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | seat in the House of Lords Goodbye! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | all because you three Tossers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Don’t know your Arse from you Elbow |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You’re a total waste of space |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just like the rest of those cabbages in my cabinet |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All I wanted to do is retire quietly |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And plant some Spuds in my Allotment |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And now I’m made to look like a complete fool |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Mr Snailford people calling me….Sanilford |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Well I’ll show them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I want speed bumps every half mile |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Twice as many mobile cameras |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Double the Speeding Fines |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Scrap the Speed Awareness Courses |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Reduce the speed limit on the M4 to 40 mph |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry there’s an election in 2024 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted was to |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | reduce the speed limit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | lower emissions |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and save lives |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and now my Master Plan has, excuse the pun |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Back Fired |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | F****ing Back Fired! |
