| 00:00 - 00:05 | I'm cooking Sun dinner, and my wife says, "hun, Lincoln is on the phone," |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you have to talk to him. Get in here." |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I was scared. I'd choked away bedlam.. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We all felt he was going to can me. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | That's when he offered me the USC job! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | and a raise! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | A raise |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | It took everything I have to not drop the phone, |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | more money |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | and get this, he said he wanted Speed D version 2 |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Said it'll work in the Pac 10, especially with smaller players |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | we just need some 240# linemen and 5'7" safeties |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | that USC offers Pilates |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and kettle balls |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | and keto seaweed donuts |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and he'd cook brisket weekly |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | burn it |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | did you see that video? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | It looked like a sacrifice |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I'm laughing and my daughter comes in |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | she totally confused |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I told her how much money |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | teeth capped, sharp clothes |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I said she could have a downtown apartment |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | that we'd all made it. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | So that's how it happened. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Another job |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | same results |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | It helps if your boss is an idiot. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | A tool |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | he's, uh... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | always been... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | the idiot at night... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | that walks off a cliff. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | ...Dancing in a rainstorm, umbrella struck by lightning. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Village idiot? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Country idiot. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He thinks he's so smart... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | best cook in the kitchen. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | If it wasn't for the money I'd have left already. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So lots of money then? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes, just to have them line up 15 yards off the line, |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | tackle like they're dancing with the ball carrier. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Aye, just a day at the beach. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I suck at coaching! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | The fans can't stand me... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I'm a royal füçh up, but coach just loves me. |
