| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good afternoon. We are the team who lead stfc.space |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we took this over from Ripper |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at the start of the year |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we need more developers to help with solving the bugs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as well as adding in new content. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let me just understand the ask |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and what you need |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I think |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I think we need to double the team |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | without that we cant maintain the site |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | leads for frontend, backend and database stay, everyone else leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ripper was just one person |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | he ran that site for 3 years |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | in his spare time, while holding down an actual job |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | yet you bunch of muppets |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | managed to break it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | the very first time you updated it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | all you had to do was add some new content |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | a few translations |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | we also had to remove the event section |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | no you didn't you incompetent idiot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but players could track rewards |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | the still can you fool, with excel |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | or even a damn pencil and paper |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | now I need to put even more |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | devs onto the website who should |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | be fixing the lag in the game |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | or those stupid pink square that always appear |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the constant crashes on ios, and the lost alliance chat messages |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | every time you touch the code |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | you make it worse and break even more **** |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What am I supposed to do |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Should I sack you all? Bring in Elon as CEO? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | make you sleep in the office |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | maybe I remove the M&M jar |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm sure our new owners will not be pleased with your performance |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Perhaps I should just give them your names. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Let them deal with your incompetance |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm sure they will be happy to see you flipping burgers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or cleaning the toilets at festivals |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, some festivals are quite middle class |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | just a few months ago |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I spent a lot of money |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | buying something |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | that was almost perfect |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and no look at it. It's a total mess |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | no use to anyone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's been Scopelyed |
