| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Bones it's confirmed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Tiger and Forrest |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | have started a new game |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | at the same place in Levenmouth |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but on Wednesdays at 6:30pm |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | the exact same place ? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Same location ? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes Bones......they did |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | and they've even |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | started taking players from |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | your Monday squad |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave apart from Dave O, Kyle, Chink and GG |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck !!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking idiots let them do this |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They've managed to annhilate my Monday squad down to 4 a side |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How in the hell could you let them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They've even started |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to allow women to play |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is not the kind of society we fought |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | To build |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bones you don't pass the ball |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up you fool |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But if the player is square on |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then I'll still try and score anyway |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And if I hit the post |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It will break like that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | god damn fucking pencil |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And then I'll go onto score a hatrick |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've been running this football |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | for over 10 fucking years in this total shite hole Fife |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've managed to get the best squad of |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | players I've ever had since Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even Tom has not gone over |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to the fucking darkside |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And he's stopped moaning at everyone as much |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maddy is even playing for them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't accept this pish anymore |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've got Stevie P and Dave |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Two of the fastest human beings |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | on this god damn planet |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and they'll try to take them too |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay he might let women play |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't even really know if |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll have any players left |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The arseholes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Soon they'll have Gillan and Nate |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If that shit happens them I'm just giving up |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll just cancel the Monday |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and play indoor bowls !!! |
