| 00:00 - 00:04 | So here's the deal since we acquired Bursaspor |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | We've nicked that big center back from FC Dynamo for a song |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | He's a proper fucking lump - and I reckon he'll kick those other Turkish cunts up in the air for fun |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They'll be crying in to their kebabs |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I've cried in to my kebab before |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | But that was because the chilli sauce was too fucking hot |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Erm... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We did what you said and signed Ferdinand to partner him at the back |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | But Harry didn't tell us it was Anton |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave the room now apart from those who brokered the deal |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Anton fucking Ferdinand?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I meant getting a deal off of Fergie for Rio you stupid twunt |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is what happens when you go out with Harry and he gets you pissed |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Did you see the 2nd goal against MK Dons? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Stevie Wonder would have read that better |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every time it's the fucking same |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | One fucking nill up at Old Trafford |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That cunt comes on and they're three one fucking down in no time |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir. But that's a tough place to go |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They were looking good value for at least a draw before that cunt came on |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir. He's a confidence player |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking confidence? You need brain-cells for that..... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Every fucking time........ |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I give you a simple task and you cock it up |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | As if I've not already had enough dross from those crafty English bastards |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You give me fucking Scott Carson as a fucking goalie |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | When all I wanted was for you to get me a Frank Carson DVD for Christmas |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He makes me fucking laugh |
| 02:17 - 02:23 | But that is not gonna be as fucking funny as Harry and Tony are gonna be feeling right now |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So I take we're also paying his wages |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | When we could have charged QPR for taking him off of their hands |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And they've signed big Chris Samba |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Crafty bastards |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But at least they've not erected a Michael Jackson statue at the stadium |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It makes me awfully anally retentive every time I see it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm now not gonna shit for a week |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Backed up like the M25 on a Friday afternoon |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Look at my fucking poo face |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | If you feed him some figs, he'll be laying a cable in no time |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We're in deep shit chaps |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have to look at playing 5 at the back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Plus Carson |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I feel like throwing up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | One of you go and get a take away menu |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I fancy an Indian |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And get me John Terry on the phone |
