00:00 - 00:03 | ...the Waratahs pre-season camp is in November at... |
00:04 - 00:05 | Gunston Parks Rec Centre |
00:05 - 00:07 | Then a massive piss-up in Wollongong |
00:08 - 00:12 | As per your usual request we have fiddled the books... |
00:12 - 00:15 | ...and installed the Waratahs as pre-season favourites to win it all |
00:17 - 00:19 | So rock-hard right now. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Can't wait to follow the Tahs at my beloved GAGR |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The Green... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Green and Gold Rugby website... |
00:34 - 00:36 | ...is closing down soon. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Any Queensland Reds fans in the room... report to the nearest beach and start swimming towards the Pitcairns. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Where the fuck do I go online for the Tahs??????? |
01:18 - 01:23 | The Planet Rugby website? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Hostile pommy wankers, more vicious than my dog on acid |
01:29 - 01:31 | Adolf's dog can't make you pregnant |
01:31 - 01:34 | The Silver Frown website? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Their MAGA seniors are more right-wing than me FFS |
01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking GAGR, what the fuck are they doing |
01:40 - 01:42 | Become an Auckland Blues fan like me mein |
01:42 - 01:46 | DID YOU JUST IMPLY I AM MENTALLY IMPAIRED? |
01:46 - 01:48 | The time is now for Stephen Perofuture Mein |
01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck Stephen "Perofuture", |
01:53 - 01:54 | He'd get injured in a hot tub |
01:56 - 01:57 | Since Isaia Toeava buggered off |
01:57 - 02:00 | the useless Blues pricks haven't even made the playoffs |
02:00 - 02:03 | George Moala now carving up in Europe... |
02:04 - 02:08 | ...after fat guts Hansen shafted him |
02:08 - 02:13 | ...vis-a-vis All Blacks selection. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Why am I talking about the stupid Auckland Blues? |
02:17 - 02:21 | They are all dumber than the giant nuts of Stalin. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Fuck the Blues. Go Tahs. |
02:30 - 02:34 | The Waratahs are my team. My lifeblood. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Tom Carter. |
02:41 - 02:42 | What a talent Carter was. |
02:43 - 02:47 | No more fucking Green and Gold Rugby, I cannot fucking believe this. |
02:48 - 02:53 | I will find the nazi arsehole responsible for this... |
02:54 - 02:56 | ...and drag his nuts over Ayers Rock |
02:56 - 02:59 | ...until his cock is as ragged as any given Queenslanders. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Fuck you Queensland, you cunts! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I won't tell him you gave his dog acid. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Goebbels told me... |
03:19 - 03:23 | Sign up to GAGR... |
03:25 - 03:26 | Use a fake name... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Sully... |
03:40 - 03:46 | ... Rugby Reg... Braveheart... all my various log-in ID's... |
03:46 - 03:49 | All shot to fucking shit. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Go Blues.... |