| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here are your ETH L2 investments.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your heaviest bag |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of course, is Matic. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the next steps for Matic |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | are securing the big partnerships |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | with 7200 tps |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | business will be flooding Matics doors |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | OMG |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | OMG has already secured all of Asia |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the price has long surpassed ATH |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave now, all who said to buy at $1.50 |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this be!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You told me OMG was a shitcoin! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and now you tell me OMG have secured all of Asia!?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But sir, we suggested diversifying your bags. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I did diversify! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But you plebs kept shilling Matic |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So of course I'm going to buy Matic |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You total shit financial advisors |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir we said "not financial advice" |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You told me not to buy OMG for more Matic |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir there's still a chance for matic |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Asia is crucial for adoption of new tech |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and now it's gone! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You idiots think matic has a chance |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | now that OMG has dominated such a crucial |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | demographic for payments and partnerships? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Matic will now be lucky to eat OMG's scraps. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Because of you plebs I missed the boat. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now that OMG has surpassed ATH |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll never have enough coin for decent staking returns. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That's all I ever wanted.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Just this, a life of passive income |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to just sit back on the beach. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The opportunity for staking has completely passed me by. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | that Kao is gonna troll me so hard on reddit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm gonna short the shit out Matic.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | every stinking matic shitcoin in my bag |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | run the price into the ground! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Ana, we bought bags of OMG |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Perhaps I can still buy in.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The price will only continue to go up. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to $1000+ |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But my dream, is dead. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can still make some nice gains with OMG |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Better than hodling these matic shitcoin.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | you idiot fucking plebs |
