| 00:00 - 00:05 | So yeah, Blizzard does raids really well. We're proud of our work |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | What about Onyxia? |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Onyxia? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Onyxia is perfectly balanced and has a great story behind her |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | All the information is out there to do her correctly |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Onyxia! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | We have no idea |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We had an intern make her! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Onyxia! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We were too busy making molten core in a week |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Have you seen phase 3 onyxia? |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | No one knows what happens |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | She just lands and starts hitting shit |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We just let kids figure it out |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Onyxia! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "Fireball reduces agro" |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Wingbuffet! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Why do we keep wiping?!? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | There is no agro reset |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We let all these tinfoil hat guilds try to figure out whats going on |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | 2004 forum posts about "fireballs" |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | The fireball doesnt do shit it's a fireball! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Okay but seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Blizzard releases quality content and raids |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | We take pride in our work |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Like Onyxia, She's great |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Great at wiping guilds |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Don't use a strategy |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Thats the secret. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | You just kill her |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Retail wow nerds |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | 300 iq retail nerds cant understand |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "But I'm a MyThiC RaiDer" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Onyxia is an LFR boss wiping them |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Fucking mythic raiders |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | They've got a 35 point plan to kill her |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | There is no plan |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | We don't know how she works |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Thats the entire boss.We had the intern make it inbetween getting us coffee |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | "Jimmy come over here" |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | "We need you to make this boss" |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | "Just do a fucking dragon, make her look good, we'll write up the strat later in the guide" |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | There is no guide |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Onyxia |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Phase 3 |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Thank you for shopping Blizzard |
