| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Finebaum, The College Bowl Season is Now Complete |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Despite ESPN Propaganda |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The SEC Has Been Humiliated |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | South Carolina Was Gutted by The Cavaliers, UGA Was Thrashed by The Longhorns |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And, Herr Finebaum, Alabama Was Run Off The Field by Clemson |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But What of Kirk Herbstreit |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And His Declaring UGA The 3rd Best Team? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Finebaum |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Desmond |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Notre Dame Has Taken Their Place |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But, Of Course, UGA Was More Deserving |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Fowler, Howard, Herbstreit and The Bear |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This Cannot Be |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This Cannot Happen |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I Made My Life Deceiving Trailer Trash SEC Hayseeds |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've Traveled All The Crapholes Starkville & Columbia |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I've Pandered to That Inbreed Phyllis |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've Sold My Soul to The Great Satan ESPN |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And Never Did Laura Rutledge Ever Love Me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I Look Like a Human Dildo With Ears |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Finebaum, We Did Go 6 - 6 in The Bowls |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This is Crap......I Say Crap |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But SEC Media Days Are Now Here |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Only More Air Time For Clemson Fans to Humiliate Me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | With Their Smug Churchboy Dabo |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Who Owns The Entire SEC |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Beating The Cocks, Auburn, The Aggies |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And My Beloved Tide, My Beloved Tide |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | SEC Media Days, You Tell Me Media Days !! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It Just Means That Smug Hobbit Saban Will Blame Anything & Everyone But Himself |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even I Cannot Polish This Turd |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why Even Have an SEC Network, Now Swofford Has a Network Too |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We Used to Rule College Football |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Like a God, Like a Great Force of Nature |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That Swept Away All Comers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now They Play Me The Fool |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Like a Sad Meme of The Internet |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even Tim Brando Has Left The Party |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Clemson Will Win in 2019? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Clemson Will Beat Down Alabama ? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Has He Been Reading Tigernet Again? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We Still Can Have The Sex at Willy Brice |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All is Lost |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even Angelic Trevor Lawrence Calls Me Unprofessional |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Him and His Hair |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Those Beautiful Golden Locks |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I Could Have Settled, Settled For Greasy Possumlike Muschamp Hair |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But Here I Sit Bald, Like a Giant Phallus |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | A Pathetic Little Man |
