| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Final of the Golden Jacket has gone to a photo. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Stardom looks to have it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We're just waiting for the judges |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But we're pretty confident |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The lads just rang from Crayford to say she won. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You beauty, I knew she'd win. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What a touch, 28-1 antepost |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Kiddie |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We didn't get 28-1 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The bastards snapped that up before we got on |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We had to take 12-1 instead |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who's ever followed Tanya Stevenson's tips, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 12 to fucking 1 ?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What sort of a fucking price is that?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've been sat here for months thinking I had the best price available |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I was banking on this |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You fuckers are going to ruin me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That should have been MY price |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Instead every man and his dog had it and not me! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It was my idea to run her in the fucking race! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I told Horse to pass on a message to you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | To pass on a message to me?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes, I said "tell Kiddie" |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You know that bastard only ever texts me AFTER they win! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Text me yourself next time! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | After all the winners I've found, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the Ice Jubblys, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the Coolhill fucking Azza's |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THIS is how you repay me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Texting Horse so he can buy himself a new overcoat |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but not your own brother! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And don't even think of starting with that 'Betfair forum' shite |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We had the info, the vision, not them |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and WE missed the price |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It makes your piss boil! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least the jabber crew got on |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Richard Evans really needs a few more million doesn't he the poor bastard! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm down to the last 5 grand in my 365 account |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Only 5 figures left in the SkyBet |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Putting my bet credits on 1/2 shots |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There'll be no Benidorm this year! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't mean it. There's always Benidorm. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We've Volcanic Reef in the Winter Derby |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and that's the end of it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No more Doggyman. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You'll have to find your own dogs from now on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Text Heather Dimmock, see if she's got any winners for you. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I better ring the girls, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | see if I can still invest in Dinkys |
