| 00:00 - 00:03 | Machado and Harper are still free agents. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So are Keuchel and Kimbrel. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We can be assured that the Brewers will not sign any of them. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Their payroll is just too limited. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We should see the Cubs in their rightful place. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And the Padres will sign Moustakas. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That will ensure the Brewers have a platoon at second base early in the 2019 season. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Moustakas... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Moustakas just reached an agreement to re-sign with the Brewers. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | One year, $10 million. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not a baseball fan, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a disaster! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A massive disaster! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Brewers were going to go with a platoon of Spangenberg and Perez! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Counsell's forgotten Ryan Braun ever played third. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They weren't even putting Aguilar at third and keeping Thames on the bench. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They were going to over-value defense and keep Arcia in! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now, their lineup has become strong again! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They could repeat in the NL Central! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they still aren't playing Thames... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That doesn't matter now! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They can't bullpen through the entire season! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That doesn't matter! Davies and Nelson are healthy! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A little time in AAA, and they will be ready. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Not even the Red Sox can stop them. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We need the big market teams to win! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Brewers could win it all! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A small-market team that has forgotten its place! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If the Brewers win a World Series... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | L.A., Chicago, and New York will be laughingstocks. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can just imagine Pete Davidson as Yelich. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then the Brewers will get more and more fans. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now, they can keep more of their players. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's bad enough they have figured out how to develop pitchers! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They found Brent Suter in the 31st round! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There are others... Roegner, Sunitsch... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Clayton Andrews, and Olczac |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They have a ton of talent! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They will be able to attract more free agents. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or make trades to get new players. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay... I'm sure the Dodgers can beat the Brewers. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The Brewers could completely re-make baseball. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We need the Red Sox, Yankees, Dodgers, and Cubs to dominate. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Those are the biggest TV markets. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now, the Brewers may well take the pennant. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They will taste the Haderade in Fenway and Yankee Stadium... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Uecker will celebrate a World Series win... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | There is no stopping the Brewers now... |
