| 00:00 - 00:03 | it is likely that Zach will keep the Chevy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the trailer will go in the driveway |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | until the shop is fenced properly. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Jeep fits nicely in the garage |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the Subaru will be parked out front |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | excellent plan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that just leaves the white Toyota in the alley |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dude... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it seems... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it seems Dad has purchased another vehicle |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | another full-sized pickup truck |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who hasn't borrowed - and doesn't plan to borrow - one of these vechicles, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | you motherfuckers are DEAD! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you feed his addiction to buy |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and you know damn well who's footing the bill |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | everyone's inheritance is in jeopardy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and I'm the one who has to clean up |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | have you seen my fucking garage? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NO! Cuz you can't see inside that motherfucker |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And don't get me started on the parking situation here |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dude, we know. Did I tell you the story ab- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | STFU with the stories already. You sound just like him. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dude, IDK why you've gone full retard. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm just praying a blimp doesn't magically appear |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | with a Marshall's logo on the side! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Y'all know damn well |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he is 100% capable of doing that shit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and he will park that bitch in my backyard! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Meanwhile, Grandma is higher than Kendall's opinion of herself |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | while attempting to move into a smaller house, while living in an even smaller house |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | like stuffing 10lbs of shit into a 5lb box. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Two of those cars are hers! And even she doesn't have room for them. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I live in Downtown Fucking Redding |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | working a full-time job, supporting a wife and two kids |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and all I want is a functional garage |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | with a Land Cruiser in it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Yes, I know it sounds crazy, that I want another car on my lot! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I beg you all: Let me know if I am in fact going crazy. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Living with Blake, two kids, and a dog... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | EVERY part of my property is a hazard to my feet |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now we're introducing Legos to the boys! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Blake has medication for that too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I already have lost my mind, haven't I? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Spending my lunch break, captioning this video. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Listen, Everyone - |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It is time we got together on a more regular basis |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Dad has enough money for beer and wine, the GOOD wine |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Sign him up for a subscription |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're getting drunk, monthly. |
