| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have had surprising wins over NC State and Arkansas |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Along with some close calls with La Tech and Vandy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As you can see, Tennessee is complete dog shit, so we won there |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All in all, Muschamp has gained us 8 wins |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We could be advancing on an Outback Bowl appearance |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine, fine. Tell me about Clemson. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Without Deshaun Watson, they're hopeless against us. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uhhhhh... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Clemson has... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Clemson has completely routed us 34-10. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | At home. On primetime national TV. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who needs to refill their stadium cup with doo-doo ice, please leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell did this happen?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Jake Bentley said "never again"! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We even made a hype video about it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We bought new pyrotechnics! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We even went along with this stupid "Spurs Up" crap! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Doesn't anyone know that means your chicken is dead?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And what does that high school kid Bentley with a fivehead do? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He throws a pick six that Lee Corso could have highstepped into the end zone! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he's the answer to our prayers. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's a loud-mouthed twat waffle! "Never again!" |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He doesn't get much O line protection. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's because our jackass coaching staff only recruited two 3 star offensive lineman last year. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We gave Muschamp a Boom bus! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What good is a big fancy recruiting bus if you can only pick up |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | a couple of Schnauzers to block Wilkins and Lawrence! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Spurs up! Forever to thee! Boom! Never again!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | STFU with slogans and get us some real athletes to beat Clemson! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I haven't wasted this much money on my team since I bought that painting of Spurrier with a chicken! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now we have to watch those orange assholes go to the CFP again! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Their walk-on wide receiver made our defense look like a Powder Puff team! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And when we finally score a field goal on their second string, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We shoot off fireworks like a couple of hillbillies getting rid of their Fourth of July leftovers. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "Boom! Spurs up!" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We once beat them five in a row! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | At this rate, they're going to beat us 10 in a row! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They'll tell us, "Fear the Thumbs! Up your butthole!" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "LIke Christian Wilkins vs. Ohio State." |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And they have Trevor Lawrence coming in next year?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How many points is he gonna drop on us? 96?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. He won't score more than 60 on us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll be in a nursing home the next time we beat Clemson. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least we have the best fans in the world. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm sure they made us proud on national TV. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our students always represent us well. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least we still have Bama. They'll get into the playoffs again, right? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I still have my women's basketball season tickets. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "Never again." What a jackass... |
