German Shipgirls
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Just something from a Kancolle shipgirls in WW2 thing on Alternate History.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, there is strange news from the navy. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I do ask that you bare with me. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Several ships have transformed into women. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However they retain all of the might and power of their previous forms. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Yet they do so while being in the form of a beautiful woman. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Hm. This is worrying yes. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But I am sure they will remain loyal none the less. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mine Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have already destroyed multiple military targets. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They claim to be against the Reich and all it stands for. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone here who has not already heard about these... "shipgirls" to leave the room. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those fucking whores! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those treasonous fucking unappreciative rustbucket whores! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We spent millions building them! We sent the finest of aryan youth to crew them! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And this is how they fucking thank us? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Those bitches are worse than the fucking Jews! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want you to sink every single one of those cunts! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Kill them all! We can rebuild the fucking fleet! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We have no need for magical shipgirl bullshit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mine Fuhrer that simply isn't possible... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't you fucking tell me what isn't fucking possible! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mine Fuhrer! They are simply too small! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No excuses! It's not like I don't waste enough training you idiots! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want those bitches dead! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They are enemies. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do I have to explain what you do to enemies? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If you can't hit them then train your fucking men! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You will learn to shoot and then you will fucking kill them! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And if you can't do your duty, I'll have you dismissed and find someone who fucking can! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is competence something so unreasonable to ask for? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's not like I've killed all my best men like that idiot Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So you can't hit them. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Then we need to figure out some other form of counter. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | German science is the greatest in the world! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And we have nothing. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We need a solution! We've come too far to get beaten by a bunch of boat bitches! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought I was free of all this mystical occult bullshit when the Thule fell apart! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But it just can't be escaped. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And if we have these stupid bitches, what about our enemies? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Whats to keep them from sailing right up the Rhine? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright my dear. It'll be alright. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We're going to have to do it aren't we? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We're going to have to fight fire with fire. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They're too strong. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We need our own shipgirls. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The only way we have a chance is to figure out how to summon them on our own. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And to make sure they don't stab us in the back. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You will see it done. |