| 00:00 - 00:03 | You're late dingus. Come here we're discussing how to get Exum to drive to the basket.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I think the best approach is from this angle, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | no wait..... this one. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And although we think that part of the problem could be that his back-pack is pink, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the main reason is probably because his team mates are not setting good screens for him. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Pretty sure that Snyder |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is capable of... finding a workaround. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My good sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Snyder... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Snyder thinks it's too late, the Jazz won't make the playoffs sir. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Also Snyder thinks it's your fault. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All, leave the room, Carter, Georgia, Crepes, you stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's why I play fair! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Tell that darn Snyder I play fair! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those sissies! They know that money is not an issue. I even maxed out Haiwarden! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Not even Schroeder will ever get paid like that... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will provide anything that's needed! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Anything that's needed, I'll even pay Novak in excess. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If making a man out of Exum is what it will take to become a contender |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | then get out of here and go make it happen, immediately! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we've tried roughing him up in the locker room but... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But nonsense! This isn't Gonzaga! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, the kid's from down under! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I care as much about where he's from as much as I care about this pencil! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's our last hope! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think you can just prance around the court |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | looking like a chicken with it's head cut off |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and expect developing into an NBA superstar? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want him to grow bigger balls than his countryman Angus Young, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | attack the rim with the power of a crocodile's bite and come back in transition quicker than a boomerang! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it that hard to understand? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I want a stud made out of him by the end of the year, or else! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've worked hard to get where I am |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | From surpassing John Lucas III as the best ball boy in history, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to becoming a respected GM. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even Jazzfanz |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A forum where most people think that Haiwarden has lived up to his expectations sees this! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You can't get any lower than this you bunch of low-life wimps! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I mean look at that new kid, Millsap |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Will someone tell Exum to catch some toughness from Millsap!?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If I don't see a change soon I'm going to explode! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, he hasn't taken his chill pills. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm sorry I overreacted lads. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just, I can't wait no longer, I want immediate |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | gratification. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I need to be patient. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I dream of the day when Exum brings opponents to their knees with his performance, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | a day when Wilt fears for his record. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Randy come clip my toenails. |
