| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer Im hearing some Dragons players are throwing a barbie |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Just south of Wollongong |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In some joint called Shellharbour |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | De Bellend, Normy on the list and even Alvaro |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However it is in a offical lockdown location |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok , defrost some snags, Rissoles |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And some of those little chops I like . |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Its on |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It started 3 hours ago you werent invited |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We found out from Normys Instagram |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stay if youre ready to get your arse to get pumped |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why did I sign up to Insta in the first place |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I had MySpace it was fine |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I got invited to shit all the time Haynsey never left me out of a spit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | These guys are morons |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everyone knows I bring my Hos |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I bring the girls and the bags of 7/11 ice |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Thats my thang thats how it worked in Haynes house |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | These idiots wanna leave me out Ill call the authorities |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer what about snitches get stitches |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Stitches Ill stitch Normans arsehole together |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer we will take his underwear off for you |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will stitch them inside his arsehole |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Call The Dragons |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Get them on the phone now |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | God help me Ill end these pricks |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Leave me out you bet Ill bring the gas |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Everyone knows Im the king of the barbecue |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What am I supposed to do now ? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Parramattas players are acting like mother Teresa |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Mrs Arthur has Moses and Gutho looking like the lost members of Bros |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe I can see what Dylan Brown is up to |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | See if hes up for a cubicle knee trembler |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Like the old days groupies in the shitters |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Parramatta |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuck the Dragons and their Barbecue who needs them |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Shellharbour , thatd be Paul Vaughns joint |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He hasnt been any good for years |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Since Molan took his job on the Footy Show |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I wouldnt let that bum near my Hos anyway |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok he thinks its Paul Vautin you dont wanna fuck him anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Lets change our game plan |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Moses and Gutho dont want my girls |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But I have plenty of guys |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We can get man buns and pretty ourselves up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe when all the dust settles we can get an invite to The Arthurs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hear she cooks a mean Schweinshaxe and they play UNO |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I used to be cool |
