| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Squirrel Mafia is attacking |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are entering Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If left unchecked we are doomed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I suggest we pile acorns here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send the Labrador Retrievers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will chase them out quickly |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the Labs |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Are all chasing tennis balls |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we cannot find them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone without a dog please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We got these Dogs for just this reason |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I said German Shepards are best |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You said no that Labradors would be better |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and now we are to be over run by squirrels |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Those fucking Labs chase balls |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | While the Squirrel Mafia attacks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Rodents we fall to fucking rodents |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now you want to stop them with nuts |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Labs hate squirrels we can lure them back |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | With what fucking cookie bones? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Squirrel Mafia can't resist the nuts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nuts fucking nuts will save us |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We need German Sheppards |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | German Sheppards would rip |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Those fucking squirrels a new asshole |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But you give us Labs |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Those Labs will just play with them |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then stop and lick their own assholes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What the fuck is wrong with you |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Squirrel Mafia don't play |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now here we are |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | German people to be defeated by squirrels |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fucking squirrels I say |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Squirrels |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The greatest Army every built destroyed by squirrels |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All because you brought Labs to a squirrel fight |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What the fuck is wrong with you all |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Labs instead of Sheppards |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Against the fucking Squirrel Mafia |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok squirrels treat women well |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We must accept our fate |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I knew cutting down all those trees would piss off the squirrels |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | roast some nuts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | maybe we can save our necks with an offering |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How will ever lived ruled by rodents |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I here their leader LuLu is a sick fuck |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | he always touches himself |
