SDS Employee discussing Server issues
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Interview with a SDS employee regarding the servers issues since launch.
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | Sony comes in and says "Guys are we ready to launch in a couple weeks?" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "We need to be ready" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "MLB and Microsoft just told us it's going to gamepass" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "We should've expected this but what can you do?" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We only have one server lmao! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Just one hahahahahahaha |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | One single server |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | One server in the janitor's closet |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I ain't joking |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I've been here 8 years, it's the same piece of crap. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Someone just goes in and punches it when it starts acting up. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I don't think they even make them anymore. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | It's got mold on it |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | A family of mice live in the bottom |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I couldn't stop laughing |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | This isn't going to work at all |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | One damn server |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Runs like a Ford Pinto |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | There's no chance we get any server updates |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | It's going to stop working all the time. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So Ramone starts talking |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "What are we going to do for launch?" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Well shit I don't know, let's delay a couple weeks. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | That will buy us some time |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Then I said well how do we handle this |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | when it comes time to launch? |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | This is the best part |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Luis says let's create a random message |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | It'll say "unhandled server exception" like that means anything haha |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | These idiots haha |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | It's pointless |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | doesn't mean anything |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I bet Hoboadam will go onto TSN |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and write a long winded post about fixing the issue |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | There is no fix haha. These cheapskates as Sony won't buy new equipment. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | No shit |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Of course they won't |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Hell would freeze over before that |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | these players are going to be so pissed |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I can't wait for the first stub sale before we even get it going consistently. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Get your 25% off stubs today |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yup 25% off but good luck being able to spend them haha |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Just wait till they find out progress will be lost and missions will reset |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | It's going to be hilarious |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Unhandled server exception |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Don't worry fill out a bug report, we'll respond |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | in a couple weeks |