| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alright men, IU has finished another terrible year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Archie Miller had a huge buyout |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But we had a really rich guy step up |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and literally donated $10 million to fire his ass. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So heres our options, fans are clamoring for a great coach |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So go get Brad Stevens from Boston. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hes from Indiana and would love to come home. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dolson |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dolson hired former player Mike Woodson. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | everyone else said no... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hates Bob Knight, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Former player Mike Woodson!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the hell is it Mike Woodson!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That guy has been coaching in the NBA for 20 years, for what!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That clown has never even coached in college! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why would Stevens say no!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We could've had Scott Drew, Chris Beard, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and instead we go with Plan G!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Does Dolson want to suck forever!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we hired Thad Matta as an asst. AD |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Thad Matta!? Why didnt we just hire him as our coach? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he failed his physical, so we couldnt hire him. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We hired a dying former coach as an advisor to our shit new coach? |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | He cant even do any recruiting or on court coaching! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Dont you fools understand? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We are going to lose another 9 straight to Purdue! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And finish in the bottom half of the Big Ten for eternity |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We'll never bring this program back to its former glory |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I dont care if this guy "Knows the culture", hes a shit coach who can't recruit! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Our doghsit players from last year are all in the transfer portal |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who the fuck is even going to be on the court in candy stripes next year? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I mean how much lower can we fall... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This program is my life, its who I am! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We have banners, for God's sake! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Woodson has a lot to learn here, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and Matta sure as hell is not going to be the one to teach him anything |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That guy is just here to take a paycheck and leave! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Archie gutted us |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | taught our players nothing but selfish basketball |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And even they want nothing to do with us! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, the players all try really hard. |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | I guess Jeff Goodman was right |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we just aren't a desireable job anymore. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and TJD, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He's going to the NBA |
| 03:39 - 03:46 | I miss the days of Tom Crean. At least he had teams ranked #1, and had players who could shoot, dribble, and pass. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And even Archie had some experience coaching in college. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We are the little brother now. |
