| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have heard that an under cover option is underway. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are disguised as Berlin. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is the evidence we have |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It clearly shows Berlin but also M65. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | These are the Mighty Clarets of Burnley!!! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Burnley uses heavy artillery! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Barnes and Wood |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have already bombed the shit out of us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Barnes has fired a missile straight in |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those only fit for the National League, pack your bags |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You knew are defence was soft as shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you to sign General Tarkowski |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Instead you let him remain with the most lethal hit squad on Earth. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | One Barnes missile |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He hasn't fired in weeks. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And he walzes through us, on his own |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who was supposed to stop this monster? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This was our inpenetrable stronghold! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss they destroyed Arsenal and Manchester. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's why we should know when they attack and exploit their weakness. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But boss - they have no weakness |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's my nemesis Dyche, all over again. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everywhere I hear Dyche |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He takes misfits and madmen |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Trains them to attack and defend. Warriors without fear |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Pope Mee Tarkowski Lowton Taylor inpenetrable |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Brady Brownhill Westwood McNeil stifle our infantry and outflank us |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Dyche even added Gudmundsson and Pieters and takes out Salah at a stroll |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Then we allow two tanks to demolish our invincibles |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Did no one have the gumption to stop Dyche using Wood and Barnes? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Dyche will take my place. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dyche will rule Europe. He is the real fuhrer. I am an imposter. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even Kopp is a wuss. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Enough |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This defeat after 3 years undefeated makes him number one |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We must all live under the shadow of the Mighty Clarets |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now we must cower at the name Burnley |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The world knows of this historic defeat. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They may even unleash their Madge |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. No one is like Madge |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That's it. It's over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Klopp must be held responsible. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And intelligence |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Berlin, Burnley |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I never want to hear the name Dyche or Burnley ever again. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll call them Barnesley. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dyche's Dingles |
