| 00:00 - 00:03 | Bo Davis is a great recruiter. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And with Kyle Flood |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our OL will be unstoppable. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've also hired Blake Gideon, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so we'll be putting in a Denny's right here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will Muschamp |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will complete our defensive staff perfectly. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Surly Posters... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Will Muschamp... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Will Muschamp isn't coming. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We didn't get Dan Lanning, either. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who posted about the origin of fajitas, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We already went through this bullshit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | in the Urban Meyer or Bust thread! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We ended up with Steve fucking Sarkasian as our head coach! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do you mean we can't hire Muschamp? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He got fired from South Carolina! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And we can't even get Lanning from Georgia?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Georgia fucking sucks, and they have shitty barbeque! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We beat them in the Sugar Bowl with Tom fucking Herman! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They're giving Lanning a big raise... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No school has more money than we do, you dumbfuck! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We hired Jeff Banks, though, and his monkey... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit unless it's a snow monkey! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't care about Banks' stripper girlfriend! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I just want us to hire... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...a good staff for once! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Instead of Tim Beck or Shawn Watson! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Sark thinks Stoops is an option?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | OU already fired him because he fucking sucks! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Pull your shit together and hire a good DC! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's been over a decade since we were good at football! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I read every page of the Urban Meyer or Bust thread. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I ate thirty seven McRibs, personally. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I had the Biggest Dick Energy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And then... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...Urban Meyer goes to the fucking Jacksonville Jaguars?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And we get Steve Sarkasian? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now we can't hire a defensive coordinator! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm so fucking tired of you fake insiders... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...claiming you share a deer lease with a BMD! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You can still fist yourself, futureman. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we can get Odom. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe Arnett would be okay. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sark... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...he's a really good coach, right? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just want us to be really good at football again. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And for threads to mostly stay on topic. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And the NSD2 thread is coming. |
