El Risitas and the 2020 Election
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El Risitas talks about Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and the 2020 U.S. presidential election.
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I'm talking to Joe Biden and he says to me |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Hey, Juan Carlos.I have some good news." |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "I won the presidential election." |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "I got the most votes in history and beat the populist candidate..." |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "with Kamala Harris as my VP." |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Kamala. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Kamala! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And he did it all from his basement. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Kamala. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | That country...those people are a bunch of idiots if they believe Joe and The Toe won. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Nobody even voted for Kamala in the Democrat primaries. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Yeah, ok. Dementia Joe and Camel Toe won. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Kamala Harris... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And then Big Tech censored everyone! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They can't even talk about it! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | If they do, they're terrorists! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Kamala... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | A cop in the Executive Power! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | After this past year! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | She'll be president by the end of the year, not Biden! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And they want martial law. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Democrats now want martial law! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, seriously. They supported riots |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and defunding police all year long across the country. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And now they want... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | A cop... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Martial law... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I can't even... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | The woman who helped bail out rioters...president... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Kamala... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | But wait... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | But wait... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | In the middle of the night |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | they bring 25,000 troops into Washington for the inauguration. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They locked down the entire city and told people to stay home and obey the curfew. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | For a virtual inauguration? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | A virtual one! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Not even Joe and The Toe are going! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Nobody will be there. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | An empty Capitol with a bunch of soldiers hanging out. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Is Trump going to be there? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No, he has better things to do, like go play golf at his resort or something. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Or go make a bunch of money with his kids again. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Or go to the beach. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Fuckin' Camel Toe... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | The first woman president...a communist! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | We had Trump build us a wall to keep the commies out! |