| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, the CFB is all set |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's Bama, ND, Clemson and OSU |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Games will be played here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | While fans won't be able to attend games, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There'll be outdoor viewing parties so everyone can watch |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The CFB is nothing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All that matters is The Game |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Michigan... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Michigan cancelled The Game |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Too many contact tracing points |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All SEC, Big 12, ACC and Pac 10 fans get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That fucking Harbaugh pussied out |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He completely pussied out |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He knew the Buckeyes were going to kick his ass |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And he pussed out because he doesn't want to get fired |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Those who stay will be champions? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There isn't a champion within 50 miles of UM |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Everyone wonders why Woody tore the down markers apart |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It wasn't because he was mad at a bad call |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, they're only following the rules |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit. Woody tore those markers up because |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, these are the Leaders and Best |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You idiot. Woody tore those marker us because he knew |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He was in a den of pussies |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He was sick to his stomach because |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he was in that shitty stadium |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Surrounded by blue and yellow clad wimps |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Was it an accident that App State treated them |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | like a drunk date on prom night? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The place less balls OB/GYN office waiting room |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Rich Rod, Brady "Ohio" Hoke, Lloyd Carr |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You know what they have in common? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They can't figure out how to make a turd shine |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Buckeyes are ready to play anyone |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And these fucking idiots |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Take their ball and go home |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Because they don't want their feelings hurt |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All they care about is |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The leather helmet days |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And, oh yeah, Desmond returned a punt once |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, another open team will play us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is no rivalry here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Not anymore. Not now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's Indiana |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or Northwestern |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Or someone like that now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Thank God Woody and Bo aren't here to see this |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Brutus oughta take a shit on their quad |
