| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...scoring separation shrank, layouts and |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...spitouts increased where |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ..small targets were used. Here... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ..at the Dash for Cash, and here... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ..at some podunk tourney in Kansas City. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I saw that one. It was better |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... than '14 Worlds & '17 European Open combined. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sonic...or...Old Man Discer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...the PDGA... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...The PDGA will never switch to small targets. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's a terrible idea. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you... who keep disagreeing with me... with stats and sound logic....please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Make the basket smaller! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Hole too easy? Make the basket smaller! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You want crowds like the ones at the PGA Masters? Make the basket smaller! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | C1x putts not exactly like ball golf? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Make the basket smaller! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If you don't spend 5 min. talking with your caddy, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ..and lining up before a putt, what's the point?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I want baskets so small, you have to forcibly squeeze it in! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Credible figures like, Houck, Roddick... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do they want smaller baskets? No?! Then STFU! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They advocate guarded greens & approaches. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Just because they designed a 100+ courses... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck em! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I ignored their well thought out... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ..articles when you brought them up before, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...and I'm going to keep ignoring them now! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You say C2 putts are exciting. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I say C2 putts should all be layups! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Or at least 1 in a 100 makes. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | 4 footers: 1 in 10. It's the perfect number...because ball golf. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm just tired of tap-ins... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ..and if I don't like them.. If they drive me irrationally crazy... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ...then I know that 99.9% of you agree. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ..ok, let's start again. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't care if I've said the same thing 10 different ways already! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll say it again and again till only 4 of you are left making fun of me. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "But what about spitouts?" they say.... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If your disc didnt hit the exact link at just the exact speed, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IT WAS A BAD PUTT AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Catrina. Maybe next time put your bag down. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Have you ever played on a small basket? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have. It reminded me of my old ball golf days. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 5 hour solo rounds. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 3 putts. Some 4 putts. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know what you're thinking: That sounds terrible, OMD. Well, it WAS terrible, but that's golf! Disc or ball.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...they should both, be long and tedious! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | .........smaller baskets. |
