| 00:00 - 00:03 | President-Elect Biden, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the Republicans have filed election |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | fraud lawsuits in Michigan, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Wisconsin, Arizona, Georgia, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Nevada, and Pennsylvania. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Our fraud in North Carolina |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will still give us the victory. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | President-Elect Biden |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Trump |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Trump is winning North Carolina |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | despite our fraud. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following will stay: Harris, Schumer, Pelosi, and Dillon. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Your incompetent morons! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The greatest fraud organization in history! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We printed ballots by the truckload! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The counting software switched votes |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We had the dead vote! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We voted with women's maiden names! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That dude Rachel Maddow on MSNBC called the |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | election for us! Said I was President-Elect! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's not nice to call Rachel a dude |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She has a dick you stupid idiot! A big hairy slong! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Biden, she may be a dyke |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Michelle Obama is a dyke! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We had our operatives |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | counting the votes! They would |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | accept every ballot even if the signature looked like |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | it was signed by a drunk badger! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We kept the Republican observers out so we could |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | commit all the fraud we needed! Maximum fraud! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Yet you idiots couldn't get it done |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We even had the media censor the news about my crackhead son's laptop! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We had the chinese |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | release the COVID virus. The COVID virus. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It tanked the economy |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I selected Kamala |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | as my running mate. She's an idiot and not black, but the media covered that up. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We blamed every COVID death on Trump |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We cheated in the debates |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You said not to worry that Trump was having |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | rallies with 50,000 people! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Jill, you still have the Swiss bank accounts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Trump votes would organize |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | huge car rallies 96 miles long |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We couldn't even |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | get 5 kids of skateboards |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You said I didn't need to campaign because we were going to steal the vote. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's in the bag, you said. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now I go to jail. |
