| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr. Trump we still have a lead in Georgia |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | That's a safe one for sure |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Florida and Ohio |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We won that somehow |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Pennsylvania |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That one shows me up 3% |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pennsylvania |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Biden just gained the lead |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's small but he is likely to win |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ivanka, Kushner, Miller.. stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was supposed to win Pennsylvania!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'll sue their pants off |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'll sue everybody! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I repealed and replaced obamacare |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I singlehandedly cured Covid |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Put Hillary in Prison |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I even built the wall |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and made Mexico pay for it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, it was only a mile of fencing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ITS A BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | of course, Mr. Trump |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IT'S PRESIDENT TRUMP |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU ASSHOLES |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We had the best people |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the best! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So many great and wonderful things |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You wouldn't believe it! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What ever happened to Steve Bannon? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Where is Scaramucci when you need him? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He would have fixed all this! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe Q-anon wasn't real |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I kept reading about it and it sounded super real |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The deep state was against me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even Putin said so |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I mean who is Biden, anyway |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've never even seen him on fox news |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If only I had been meaner |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | put more Hispanic children in camps |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that would have made them like me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we'll see what happens. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | believe me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | at least I have money |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | nobody can take that away. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Somebody cook me a steak |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | well done |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | with ketchup |
