| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr fuhrer.. I have some bad news... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Cyberpunk 2077... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ..your copy should have been on a lorry here... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...but we've just learned of a further delay. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And it's going to be another 3 weeks. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Delayed? Again? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are you sure the announcement is legit? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We verified the Twitter account |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It is definitely from CDPR. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're having problems with the console versions. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's pre-ordered an Xbox Series X or PS5... get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who cares about the console versions?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The PC version is what counts! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I paid £5,000 to a scalper on Ebay for an RTX 3090 so I was ready in time! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I could have waited for the AMD cards... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...but the announcement was too close to the release date! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And now the AMD cards have been revealed... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...they actually look really good! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You all said "they'll be crap, don't bother waiting". |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, the Nvidia raytracing is far superior! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who gives a f**k about raytracing? It's a gimmick and kills your FPS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, check out the Watchdogs trailer... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | F**K Watchdogs, we're talking about Cyberpunk here! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Shiny f**king puddles... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ...cars that look like they're made of glass |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That's not realistic at all, just stupid effects |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Nvidia have added to try and sell their overpriced cards. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I should have waited, I shouldn't have listened to you idiots! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This is the third time it's been delayed now, what are these jokers playing at?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've already booked the time off work... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...my boss is getting fed up with me moving the days |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He said |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can't move them again; a week's holiday... wasted |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now, the release week... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...it's too close to Christmas... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...already fully booked, I can't take the time off! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So I'll be sat at work, while the game is on my PC at home waiting to be played. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm going to have to pull a sicky |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but how obvious is that going to be?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I might get fired over this! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He'll get over it, we've been waiting 8 years, what's another month? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm tempted to cancel my pre-order. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is... the worst thing that's ever happened to me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All I wanted to do |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | was explore Night City next month. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You all know how much I've been looking forward to this, I'm not overreacting am I? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Bloody delays... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...this better be the last one. |
