| 00:00 - 00:03 | The DEC is saying |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | To expect big crowds today |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Garden, Giant, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And St. Huberts trailheads |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Will be entirely full before 5 AM |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats ok |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will just park at the Loj |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Loj... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Loj was full by 4:30 AM |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is nothing left |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not a PSL sipping millennial urbanite, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have waited all summer |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | For peak autumn leaves |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And you tell me I cant even park? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The leaves are changing as we speak |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My followers expect fire content |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I cant do some repost from last year |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We need to find a way to get to Marcy dam |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Theres a road in there I know it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We dont have to do a high peak |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Not do a high peak?! Then whats the point? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, there are other trails |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The only other trail is Indian head! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And Ive done it twice! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ive hiked Cascade and Giant |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And Ill be damned if a full parking lot |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Is going to keep me from Marcy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ive got my jeans and machete |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I just put a new Patagonia sticker on my Subaru |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am a wilderness god |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Damn them all, I am entitled to this |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was going to be a mountain man |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A bonified 46er with my own number |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But now everyone and their dog is too |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How can I stand out |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When every other photo I see on the gram is |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Algonquin, Cascade or Indian Head |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I turn up the saturation sure |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And fly my drone as high as I can |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But none of that matters if I cant park |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, we can still park at Marcy Field |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What am I supposed to do now? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could hike in the winter and use my phone as a light |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or I could try camping |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No screw that |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know theres a road in there, the rangers rescued me on it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | When I got lost after my phone died |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My Jeep can make it. Get my keys |
