| 00:00 - 00:02 | The blues are boss girl |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | BOSS! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I f*****g love the bloos |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Me too |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | What do you think to this season Dimitri |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Knocked out the cups and 11th |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | No hope girl, we're jarg |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | What about the signings? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Decent, but what about the crap we've got? |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | Sandro, can't kick a ball without falling over |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Besic. Who's he anyway |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | Davies. Bad meff |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Bolasie, nice lad can't cross |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | I'd rather listen to Miley Cyrus' music |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | We're unbeaten and Sky hate it |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | We're unbeaten and got a VAR penno too |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Unbeaten? Won a penalty? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Everton are gonna win the league |
