| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see we're playing CoH: Eastern Front today. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Reinhardt and Houkie are here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Evie and Kam are here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Their plan is to defend the middle before attacking the Soviets. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then they'll charge and hope to win the game in an hour. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good plan. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just make sure they tank spam. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Their attack was beaten back multiple times. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The AI cheated. Its been two hours. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think infantry, mortar, or paratrooper spam is meta, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the actual FUCK? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's two Medium and two Hard AI! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Reinhardt's been playing this game since Blitzkrieg. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He's a fucking veteran. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He knows better than this! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He trained SPQR to play CoH! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why the fuck didn't they all go tank doctrine!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What kind of noob bullshit has led to this!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, artillery and infantry spam is legit! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit! They had shitty infantry howitzers! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, those howitzers saved half the team! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They all played like trash and got FUCKED! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Tanks are the best! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If they had done their job, they |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | would've spammed Panthers and Tigers and won the game. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But instead they POOCHED it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They decided to 'diversify' and 'have fun' or some shit. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Did they think a bunch of shitty field guns and infantry were going to beat the Soviets? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Soviet IS-2s and SU-100s are broken as fuck! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Don't even get me started on Stalin's organ bullshit -- they're lucky to have won! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm so disappointed. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | These players have grown up so fast! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They've conquered virtual Europe! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When we need them most, they decide to shaft us! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | With stupid delusions of doctrine diversity and shit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Infantry doctrines are all the same ... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They waste resources and can't do shit after mid-game. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All infantry do is die and drown in their blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, infantry and artillery is still legit. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I expected better. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A fucking Eastern Front game taking two hours. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's dumb. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I don't want to play CoH anymore. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But mark my words, I'm not buying another fucking game. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll just sleep it off and play something else. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll just play Fall Guys. |
