Hitler loses a round
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The commander gets frustrated after a round in Ste-Mère-Église does not go his way.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Command, this is Able squad. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have enemy armour here... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | enemy infantry here... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...and enemy recon units here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They're capping Western approach. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's okay... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll use our garrissons to defend. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fürher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Nobody built garrys. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | All our squads are in enemy territory. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They all speak Turkish... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody with rank 60 or less leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I WAS GOING TO REACH LEVEL 6 THIS ROUND! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I WANT TO UNLOCK THE ''ERICH'' FACE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND TASTE THE GLORY OF INTERNET WW2! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | YOU GUYS SUCK! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YOU SHOULD PLAY BF5 INSTEAD. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHY DID NOBODY BUILD GARRYS? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHY DID I DROP SUPPLIES FOR? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND WHY IS THAT TIGER STUCK IN A DITCH? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir we're trying to cap.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | CAPPING IS IMPOSSIBLE IN LOCKED TERRITORY! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ...yeah but we're killing yanks... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | KILLING YANKS IS POINTLESS IF WE LOSE THE GAME! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ALL SQUADS FALL BACK! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DEFEND WESTERN APPROACH! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | TELL YOUR ENGINEERS TO BUILD NODES! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I NEED NODES TO GET STUFF!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | YOU GUYS ARE RUNNING AROUND |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | LIKE HEADLESS CHICKENS! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND NOBODY IS USING THEIR MIKES!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ALL I SEE ON CHAT IS: ''CAN SOMEONE BUILD A RECON SQUAD?'' |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS PLAYING SNIPER |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | WHAT HAPPENED TO SUPPORT CLASS? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | OR MEDIC? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'M TIRED OF SOLO TANKERS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ASKING FOR A NEW TIGER EVERY 2 MINUTES |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | OR DUMBASSES ON ARTY WASTING AMMO |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WHEN THERE ARE LITTERALY ZERO NODES |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | HOW CAN I SEND A STRAFING RUN |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | OR A BOMBING RUN |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, you can go play Call of Duty instead... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Nobody gives a shit. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is not Battlefield 1942. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | There are no tickets. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I should have downloaded Post Scriptum. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least these guys are serious. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They play 15 minutes before firing a single shot. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ''OVER THERE......OVER THERE....'' |