Hitler contemplates the team to play Northampton
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In his bunker, Hitler isn't happy with performances so far...
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we're discussing the team for Sunday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Worcester game was awful |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Sunday our fans will be at the Stoop |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | that might improve morale |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Saints fans will be here, Hounslow |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Social distancing, good! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Lets keep them there |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Gustard. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We need to point out |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mentally the team are fragile |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're not confident of a win |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Senior coaches stay here - the rest leave! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You tell me the team is unhappy? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm bloody unhappy. This falls on me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Overpaid lumps of muscle without a brain cell! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Week after week we try and build confidence |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't cry, every seasons the same. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Well I have a master plan to stop this rot now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We always screw up the first half, yes? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then second half we use the game changers |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Gustard, that's the plan we always use |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well as a plan it stinks. We stink. Horribly. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Gustard, they're doing their best |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well now the game changers are starters |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | So we win the first half |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and all to play for in the second |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We've tried your plan, now we try mine |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With yours we got our arses handed to us in both games |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We've got attack coaches, skills coaches, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Line out coaches, scrum coaches, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | defence coaches even positive thinking coaches. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We've got more bloody coaches than National Express! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What bloody good are they doing? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The team plays like they just been introduced |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | as if they read "dummies book of rugby" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's just not good enough |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I thought this season we'd be top 4 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Thank God we dobbed in Saracens when we did |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or we'd be flirting with relegation |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Don't you think I'm fed up with this |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | week after sodding week? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We'll play "hide the sausage" with him afterwards! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I came here with such high hopes |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | top four play offs, semi finals, champions |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | kiss that goodbye |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No seat on the board and shares for me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll be lucky to get a job at London Irish after this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and God knows what that message board is like |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Poisonous, Mr Gustard. |